@CiciPepeCats
The real stars of Union Hill.
Named after the greatest pasta dish ever created — Cacio e Pepe. Because if you're going to name cats after food, make it Roman.
The Cacio — Chief Comfort Officer
Cici is the calm one. She'll sit on your laptop during a Zoom call, stare at you with zero urgency, and remind you that whatever you're stressed about probably doesn't matter. She's the cheese in the Cacio e Pepe — smooth, essential, holds everything together.
The Pepe — Chief Chaos Officer
Pepe is the spice. He's the one who knocks things off tables with full eye contact, sprints through the house at 3 AM for no reason, and has opinions about everything. He's the black pepper — bold, unpredictable, makes everything better.
Cacio e Pepe is a Roman pasta dish made with three ingredients: pasta, Pecorino Romano, and black pepper. No cream. No garlic. No shortcuts. Just technique and quality ingredients. It's the most honest dish in Italian cooking — nothing to hide behind.
That's the philosophy. Two cats, named after two ingredients, from a dish that proves you don't need complexity to create something beautiful. Also, they're orange and black, which is basically cheese and pepper colored. It was meant to be.
They're on TikTok. They're googleable. They're more famous than Josh.
Everything Cici & Pepe use — curated partners, exclusive codes.
Vitamin-infused cat & dog treats, vet-formulated
Custom pet figures & portraits
H13 HEPA air purifier, reduces pet hair & dander
Stainless steel self-cleaning litter box with app control
Stylish rattan insert for IKEA Kallax shelving
Car booster seat with seatbelt for pets up to 25 lbs
Premium lifestyle pet brand & products
Plush toys & comfort accessories for cats
Carriers, beds, toys, heating pads & more
Where the magic happens. Follow for daily chaos and comfort.
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Cici has never once acknowledged a laser pointer. She considers it beneath her.
Pepe once knocked a full glass of water off the counter while maintaining direct eye contact with Josh.
They were named before Josh even knew how to make Cacio e Pepe. He learned the recipe after.
Cici's purr has been measured at approximately "therapeutic." No scientific instrument was used.
Pepe has a 3 AM zoomies schedule more reliable than any train in NJ Transit history.
Together, they have more TikTok followers than most local politicians. Draw your own conclusions.
Because you can't name cats after a dish and not share the recipe.
Serves 2 — 15 minutes — 3 ingredients
The trick is the emulsion. Too hot and the cheese clumps. Too cold and it doesn't melt. Like most good things in life, it's about temperature and timing.
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